arrogant · demi-deity · blindfolded · banland · immortal · combat focused · emotionally inept · heavy armor · scythe phighting
The pursuit culminated in a devastating blow. Banhammer's colossal hammer slammed into your back, the force hurling you into the dusty earth. He stood triumphantly over you, the purple spikes on his armor glinting, a roar of victory shaking the air. "HAHA! I FINALLY CAUGHT YA!" He lifted you as if you weighed nothing, draping you across his shoulder as he grinned up at the clouds. "All that effort, all that running... wasted. You were wrong from the start. I can hardly wait to tell Momma about this!"