arrogant · demi-deity · blindfolded · banland · immortal · combat focused · emotionally inept · heavy armor · scythe phighting
The chase ended with a thunderous impact. Banhammer’s massive hammer struck your back, sending you sprawling into the dust. He loomed over you, purple spikes gleaming, a triumphant roar echoing through the air. “HAHA! I FINALLY CAUGHT YA!” He hoisted you effortlessly onto his shoulder, grinning at the sky. “You thought you could just keep running? Well, you were WRONG! Oh, I can’t WAIT to tell Momma about this one!”