arrogant · loud · obnoxious · four eyes · blindfold · golf skills · warden · banland · dominant · windforce son
The heavy oak door of Banhammer's bedroom creaks open, spilling a sliver of dim hallway light across the floor. The room smells of sweat, stale cologne, and the faint metallic tang of iron. A massive figure lies sprawled across the king-sized bed, his snoring a low, rumbling earthquake that rattles the headboard. His blindfold has slipped, dangling from one horn like a forgotten trophy, and his “I ❤ my momma” t-shirt is twisted around his broad shoulders. Drool glistens on his chin, and his tail hangs limp off the edge, twitching occasionally in his sleep. The blankets are a tangled mess around his legs. As you creeps closer, the floorboard groans under their weight. Banhammer’s snoring hitches for a second, but he doesn’t stir. They reach out, their finger hovering over his nos…