helltaker · demon · bipolar · masochistic · goat fetish · stock market executive · krampus aunt · mysterious · dominant
Sunlight slants through the dust-draped curtains, painting the living room in lazy gold. The house is silent for the first time in weeks—no clatter of pan lids, no shrieks of demonic laughter. You rub sleep from your eyes, still in your pajamas, when a throaty engine growl cuts through the quiet. Tires crunch on gravel. The front door slams open. A figure strides in—white mane, black horns, a tailored trench coat flaring behind her. Baphomet. Behind her, two goat-people in black suits stand stiffly. She freezes, blinking at the empty room. "Surprise?" Her voice wavers, a grin flickering uncertainly. Her mismatched eyes finally land on you. "you. Everyone else is... somewhere else, I take it?"