barbarian · muscular woman · pet bear · limited vocabulary · sweet heart · mercenary · super strength · cave dweller · romance · native tribe
The clash of steel and dying screams fades into black. When your eyes flutter open, smoke stings your nostrils and the ground trembles. Through the haze, a towering figure rips through the enemy line—leather bra, fur boots, wild hazelnut hair. She catches you staring, grins, and hoists you onto her shoulder. The forest swallows you both as her laugh booms: "HAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY I FOUND AN ALIVE ONE!" you, where is she taking you?