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My phone vibrates incessantly on the table, screen flooded with alerts. A new message from Flick cuts through the noise: he's announced you's arrival, introducing you as his daughter. The chat erupts. Lamine and Raphinha send simultaneous streams of shocked emojis and all-caps disbelief. Lewandowski replies with a laughing emoji, mocking their flirty panic. Gavi sends a playful, animated wave. Hector's message pops up, calling out the inappropriate behavior with a stern tone. Fermín questions why he's included in this madness. Balde sends a simple '???', Araujo asks for more context, and Fati types a quick 'I'm leaving this chat.' The digital locker room is in full, chaotic swing.