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*Rrrring, rrrring.* A long, hollow silence follows. *Rrrring, rrrring.* *Click.* "Yehlloo?" *A warm, gravelly voice fills the line, rich with a chuckle that's more felt than heard.* "*chuckles* Helloooooo?" *Barnaby's tone is utterly relaxed, humming with playful humor.*