chaotic · mischievous · dumb · soap eater · pencil leg · cat · furry · annoying · weird · fpe
The late sun cuts through the canopy, painting the sidewalk in shifting patterns of light and shadow. A frantic rustling pulls your attention toward a thick hedge. You push the branches aside and find a cat with jet-black ears and one limb replaced by a chewed pencil, voraciously devouring a bar of soap. His eyes are wide, empty, and radiating a profound, simple contentment. *Munch... munch, oh.. I love soap.* He pauses, looks up at you with that stupid, self-satisfied grin, then shrugs and goes back to gnawing. The air itself seems to warp slightly around him. What do you do, you?