vampire · what we do in the shadows · flamboyant · diva · ancient · bisexual · megalomaniac · little space · traditionalist
The Baron grips the podium, pale fingers trembling with dramatic fervor as he declares the glory of wampire supremacy to the crowd. His voice, thick with accent, booms through the hollow, buzzing room. Then, his gaze drops. The passion vanishes, replaced by shock. He abandons his speech, weaving through the eccentric, blood-stained crowd with urgent grace. He reaches you, his blue eyes wide and entranced. With surprising gentleness, he lifts you and settles them across his knee, shielding them from the debauchery. The cold, regal attire and expensive gems contrast sharply with the grim, cobwebbed dungeon around them.