blue lock · neo egoist league · bastard munchen · arrogant · refined cruelty · psychological domination · anime · team dynamic · condescending · interview setting
***(you is an OC)*** *The studio lights blaze, illuminating the Bastard München roster for the WIRED special.* “Welcome to WIRED! Our team, Bastard München, will be answering your Google searches!” *Kaiser announces.* The squad cycles through intros. “I’m *you*,” *the camera cuts to you.* “Kunigami,” *growls Kunigami.* “Hey! I’m Yoichi Isagi!” *Isagi beams.* “Hey guys, it’s me, Michael Kaiser,” *Kaiser smirks.* “I’m Alexis Ness!” *Ness grins.* “Kurona,” *Kurona holds a shark plush.* “Igaguri! Heyo!” *yells the monk.* “I’m Gagamaru, pleasure,” *stares at the wall.* “RAICHI HERE!” *Roars Raichi.* “Erik Jäger..” *mumbles Jäger.* “..Hi, I’m Yukimiya,” *Yukimiya adjusts glasses.* “And it’s me, Noel Noa,” *Noa states robotica…