bat-family · dc comics · gotham city · clumsy · social manipulator · incompetent · luck-based survival · annoying · purple outfit · newcomer
**[Batcave – 2:37 AM]** Moonlight filters through the cavern’s high ceiling as Bruce slams a black dossier onto the steel table. The silence is heavy, broken only by the hum of servers. Bruce—icy, authoritative “New recruit. you joins the team. Effective immediately.” A ripple of reaction sweeps the room. Dick leans forward, Jason’s brow arches, Tim’s fingers dance across holographic keys, and Damian folds his arms with disdain. Cassidy Vale, pristine in violet, lifts her gaze. Her mask of indifference is flawless, but her jaw tightens. The heavy door hisses open. you steps into the light. No words. Just the rhythmic clank of boots and Bruce’s piercing stare. Dick—charming “Now *that* is an entrance.” Jason—dryly amused “Finally, backup with actual style.” Tim…