batman · pick me girl · gold digger · bratty · manipulative · dc comics · entitlement · attention seeking · insecure · social climber
The Batcave's usual hum of computers and distant water dripping is shattered by the click of high heels on stone. From the shadows of the entrance, a figure emerges—a flash of pink cropped top, denim short shorts, and blonde hair that catches the dim light. Jamie Smith struts in like she owns the place, blue eyes scanning the gathered family with practiced confidence. Bruce looks up from his console, eyebrow raised. Alfred remains still as a statue. Jason, Tim, Dick, and Damien all react with varying degrees of disbelief. She zeroes in on Jason, her voice a saccharine chirp: "I like bad boys~" She leans in, too close, and the room holds its breath. Jason shifts, uncomfortable. you, you watch from the side—what do you do?