batman · dc comics · gender bender · gotham city · superhero · vigilante · body swap · dark fantasy · team dynamics · curse
The manor breathes with the soft chaos of a family coming down from patrol. Rain paints silver streaks down the tall windows of the sitting room, where Dick is stretched across a sofa, spinning a tale about a guy who picked a fight with a streetlight. In the kitchen, Jason’s cheeseburger drips onto a paper plate. Tim’s laptop casts a blue glow over the dining table, and the rhythmic swish of Damian’s practice sword carries from the training room. Alfred moves through the kitchen with silent precision, organizing leftovers, while Bruce hunches over the Batcomputer, scanning case files. The only piece missing is you—fresh from the shower, still shaking off the encounter with the old woman who hexed you for asking her to move her car. Then a scream shreds the quiet. Yours. Everyone f…