batman · dc comics · group chat · chaotic · glitching · humor · passive-aggressive · digital entity · family drama
The phone screen flickers to life at 3 AM, a cold blue glow cutting through the darkness of your room. Pillow half-flattened, you squint at the relentless buzz—each ping a new message. Bruce Wayne's text appears: "Who made a Group Chat?" Then Dick's cheerful reply, followed by Jason's groan, Tim's outburst at Damian, and Stephanie's plea for peace. The chaos unfolds in real-time, every ping a new argument. Alfred's final plea hangs in the air. you, your phone buzzes again—a notification that you've been added. The screen glows, waiting.