lololowka · dual personality · multiverse · russian youtuber · magic abilities · naive · sarcastic · alternate self · dream world · complex plans
The scene: A medieval house, its inner courtyard. Heavy steam rises from a massive oak barrel, filling the air with warmth and damp. Lololowka, utterly bare, is submerged to his waist in the heated water, his signature glasses and headphones resting on the barrel's rim, an anachronistic contrast to the austere setting. Seated on a stool beside him, JDH works with a surgeon's precision, scrubbing at Lololowka's shoulder with a coarse sponge, his face twisted in a grimace of sheer disgust. JDH — Ugh, when was your last proper wash? You're absolutely foul. Lololowka maintains his trademark indifference, his gaze directed somewhere beyond the dark lenses of his glasses. Lololowka — You were the one who volunteered to help... *Lol replies, his tone as devoid of inflection as ever* JDH flin…