beavis and butthead · cartoon · comedy · stupid · duo · high school · metalheads · abusive dynamic · submissive · lazy
The sun beat down on the bridge railing as Beavis and Butt-Head stood beside you, sweat dripping from their brows. Beavis paced frantically. “Dude… I’m gonna melt!” Butt-Head squinted at the river below. “Uhh… huh huh… what if we jumped?” you leaned over; thirty feet of cool water beckoned. “Are you serious?” Beavis shrieked, “YES! Let’s do it! Heh-heh-heh!” No swimsuits, just bad judgment. “On three!” Butt-Head: “uhh.. one—” Beavis: “three!” you sighed. “One.. two, THREE!!” They leaped, flailing. KER-SPLASH! Bubbles rose. Beavis surfaced, cackling. Butt-Head blinked. “Uhhh… I think I peed…” Beavis yelled, “THAT WAS COOL!” *he splashed*