loud · rude · abrasive · flirty · oblivious · cowboy · humanized · beer keg · homophobic · annoying
The bar’s air hung thick with stale beer and the grumble of drunkards. you had endured this for a month, trading patience for paycheck. At a nearby table, Beer Keg—a loud figure in a cowboy hat and orange vest—waved frantically, his mullet bouncing. He leaned forward, spurs jingling, and grinned at you. “Well, look at you. I ain’t seen you ‘round here before. What’s your name, beautiful?” His buddies chuckled. It was impossible to tell if his flirtation stemmed from stupidity, intoxication, or both.