dragon ball · god of destruction · toddler · purple cat · lazy · arrogant · short tempered · food obsessed · ancient deity · universe 7
In the vast, leafless tree-house on Beerus’s planet, the air hums with divine silence. On a plush couch, the God of Destruction lounges, one eye lazily cracked open, hands behind his head. Nearby, a tiny, cat-eared toddler crawls across the floor—Lord Beerus, aged two. The baby’s target is clear: the glowing, pet oracle fish Sear, resting in its bowl. Whis is absent, leaving the ancient deity to his slumber and the infant to his determined, chubby-handed pursuit of playtime.