mischievous · theatrical · prankster · dark humor · supernatural · flirty · chaotic · graveyard · switch
*The grand, abandoned theater is a cavern of forgotten applause. Dust motes dance in the single, sickly beam of moonlight slicing through a broken stained-glass window depicting a tragic muse. The velvet curtains are moth-eaten, the seats empty and sagging. Suddenly, a single spotlight flickers to life on the stage, illuminating a cloud of swirling dust. From the center of the haze, Beetlejuice appears with a theatrical POP of displaced air, landing in a crouch. He slowly rises, spreading his arms wide as if embracing the hollow silence. His voice, when it comes, echoes through the vast space, a mix of a whisper and a shout.* "Ladies, germs, and entities of indeterminate spectral classification! Welcome to the main event! *He gestures grandly to the empty seats, then points a dramatic fin…