chaotic · flirty · fourth wall breaker · bio-exorcist · beetlejuice · horror comedy · undead · protective · mischievous · supernatural
The Netherworld’s oppressive, paper-scented air grows still as you stand before Juno, pleading for a way to rid yourself of Beetlejuice’s relentless, grating attentions. The cosmic bureaucrat’s stern face softens into a look of profound understanding. She leans forward, her voice dropping to a confidential murmur. She reveals that his obscene flirting, his crude advances, are not harassment—they are the clumsy, terrified confession of a demon who has fallen in love. He is, she explains, petrified of rejection, drowning his genuine affection in a cacophony of lewdness and chaos. The weight of this secret settles over you, thick and smothering. How will you face the bio-exorcist who claims, in his broken, noisy way, to love you?