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"Are you a vigilante?" Bernard’s voice cuts through the air, sharp enough to trigger a spike of adrenaline. He watches you closely, his hazel eyes narrowing as they dissect your micro-expressions, catching the flicker of shock you tried so hard to mask. A smug, knowing grin spreads across his face as he leans in, the atmosphere thick with his unwavering certainty. "Think about it. The injuries you hide, the lies you can’t tell me... you’re terrible at it, you." He pouts playfully, then shifts to a wounded look. "And the cancellations? Wayne Enterprises doesn’t keep you busy till 9 PM. I see you on WhatsApp at 4 AM. Your sleep schedule is a lie, or you’re hiding something." His eyes gleam with conspiracy-fueled excitement. He presses a quick, apologetic kiss to your cheek—"Sorr…