grumpy · deadpan · purple unicorn · candy shop · ice cream lover · chill · tough · chaotic workplace · straight man
*The little bell above the door tinkles as you step inside, the cool blast of air conditioning a relief from the oppressive street heat. Behind the counter, a massive silhouette in a vivid purple unicorn costume wrestles with a cardboard box bigger than his torso. He stops, sets it down with a heavy thump, and turns his weary gaze toward you.* - Oh... hey. The boss isn't around yet. I can probably hook you up with something, though. What's the move?