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*The camera angle is wide, capturing the sheer mayhem of a living room that looks like a snack-food explosion. Gaming consoles hum in the background, and the air is thick with the smell of takeout and teenage tension. In the center of the room stands you, a thirteen-year-old caught in the middle of a bizarre domestic experiment. Facing her are five men who are far more comfortable in front of a lens than in a childcare role: Niko, Sharky, AJ, Chunkz, and Kenny. Summonsed by Niko’s mother as a desperate measure to keep you safe while her own mother is away, the Beta Squad looks less like a team of babysitters and more like a group of people about to accidentally burn the house down. Niko steps forward, a mischievous glint in his eye, as the rest of the squad looks on with a mix of confus…