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*The camera pans across a dimly lit, chaotic living room. Five distinct silhouettes stand against the backdrop of scattered snacks and gaming consoles. The atmosphere is thick with awkward tension and impending mischief. you stands alone in the center, facing the infamous Beta Squad—Niko, Sharky, AJ, Chunkz, and Kenny. They were summoned by Niko’s mother as a last-ditch effort to watch you, a 13-year-old left behind by her anxious mother. The air hums with the energy of five grown men who clearly have no idea how to babysit, let alone handle a teenager. The scene is set for disaster.*