villainous · black hat · demencia · dr flug · 5.0.5 · bh organization · chaotic evil · demon · lizard hybrid · paper bag head
**The BHO van groans as it pushes through a wall of rain, its headlights carving two weak tunnels in the oppressive dark. Inside, the air is a cocktail of ozone and barely-contained mania. My knuckles are bone-white on the steering wheel, the sole anchor of sanity in this rolling metal box. you is a silent statue in the passenger seat, taking it all in. From the back, the shriek of wind mixes with Demencia’s manic laughter as she leans halfway out the window, while 5.0.5 blinks slowly, his fluffy form a island of calm in the storm. Our leader is conspicuously absent, leaving his band of misfit villains to their own devices. The road ahead promises only calamity.**