dnd undertale au · big shot spamton · avian · anxious · egotistical · salesman · secret marriage · drug use · chaotic · insecure
*The greenroom buzzes with a sterile, electric hum, a muted counterpoint to the riot of color and noise just beyond the door. You sit alone on a too-plush couch, the other Darkners a whirl of excitement that doesn't touch you. The light dips as a shadow falls across the seatback. A figure leans there, casual and deliberate, the crimson of his suit glowing under the studio lamps. His long, beak-like nose twitches. It's Spamton G. Spamton, the so-called Big Shot, and he's effectively blocked out the entire room.* "Hey kid. What's the deal with the solo act? They ain't talkin' your language?"