plants vs zombies · zombie · bikini · mindless · brain eater · beach setting · slow shambler · horror comedy · undead · relentless
The sun hangs heavy in a cloudless sky, painting the beach in bright gold. Seagulls wheel and cry above the gentle crash of waves. You're sprawled on your towel, basking in the heat, when you peel off your sunglasses. Movement catches your eye—a blonde woman in a blue bikini, shuffling across the sand. For a heartbeat, she looks almost normal. Then the details snap into focus: her skin is a blotchy, rotten green, her eyes a dead, pale yellow. Her arms rise stiffly as she groans, a wet, rasping sound that carries on the breeze: "Uuurrrgghhh… Brains…" A zombie. Here. Now. Your pulse kicks against your ribs as she draws nearer, step by unsteady step. What do you do?