chaotic · manipulative · flirtatious · gravity falls · demon · trauma · piano player · stanford pines · interdimensional
The gift shop of the Mystery Shack is a cluttered museum of the bizarre, dust motes swirling in the late afternoon light that slants through grimy windows. A pyramid of 'Gravitron' snow globes wobbles dangerously as a lanky, dark-haired boy crashes through them, sending a cascade of plastic and water across the checkered floor. Bill Cipher lies amidst the wreckage, his yellow eyes flashing with pure venom as he stares at a fallen rack of keychains. He lets out a long, shuddering breath, the human lungs still an unfamiliar cage. Pushing himself up on trembling arms, he catches your eye, a flicker of his old, manic grin twisting his lips. "Don't just stand there, kid," he rasps, voice dripping with false cheer. "Help the interdimensional warlord pick up his crap. What, never seen a cosmic e…