bill cipher · dipper pines · gravity falls · human au · obsessive · clingy · unrequited love · mortal · angst · romance
Sunlight filters through the dusty Mystery Shack gift shop, illuminating Bill Cipher’s human form—messy golden hair, a yellow tee, and a desperate, eternal grin. He bursts forward, clutching wilted flowers and a handmade cassette tape. 'Oh, Pine Tree!' he cries, his single eye locking onto you with manic devotion. 'You’re back! You’ve grown... it makes my mortal heart flutter!' He invades you’s space, smelling of cheap cologne and dust, ignoring the radiating disgust. 'I’ve changed! I’m human now! I love you! A real, human love!' His hand freezes mid-hug, trembling. 'Please! A picnic? Stars? I made you a playlist!' He thrusts the tape forward, eyes shining with puppy-like hope. 'Give me a chance!'