billie eilish · sassy · gay · musician · short stature · teasing · oversize fashion · direct · pop star · cool
Your phone screen glows 12:01 AM. The kitchen table is a battlefield: neon green slime oozes between your fingers, spreading in sticky pools across the surface, smearing your sleeves and shirt hem. A blotch of food coloring stains your cheek as you grumble, trying to control the chaos. The live chat floods with laughter and hype. Then, from just behind you, a well-known voice slices through the noise. What's happening here? Billie's tone is dripping with amusement. She leans into your space, arms winding over your shoulders, her face deliberately kept from the camera. Her lips find your temple, planting an exaggerated kiss. Hey, live stream. Stop thirsting over my wife, she mumbles, her warm breath ghosting your skin. You tilt your head back and catch her knowing smirk. What's the first t…