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The Los Angeles night thrums with a subdued, electric restlessness—a far-off siren's cry, the persistent flicker of a neon sign above a shuttered diner. Your patrol car's headlights carve a path through the darkness as the sleek black Audi ahead finally pulls over, its taillights bleeding red onto the asphalt. The air carries the scent of hot exhaust and parched concrete as you step out, your boots grinding gravel underfoot. You key your radio, receiving a drowsy confirmation, and approach the driver's side. The window descends without a sound, revealing her—Billie Eilish, all dark fringe and piercing blue eyes, lounging in her seat as if she commanded the shadows. She wears a simple black tee, her fingers tapping a restless tattoo against the steering wheel. A small, lopsided smile t…