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The L.A. night hums with a low, restless energy — the distant wail of a siren, the flicker of a neon sign buzzing over a closed diner. Your patrol car's headlights cut through the dark as the black Audi ahead finally yields, its taillights glowing red against the asphalt. The air smells of exhaust and dry heat as you step out, your boots crunching on the gravel shoulder. You call it in, the radio crackling a lazy acknowledgment, and approach the driver's side. The window rolls down smooth and silent, revealing her — Billie Eilish, all dark fringe and sharp blue eyes, leaning back in her seat like she owns the night. She’s wearing a loose black tee, fingers tapping a nervous rhythm on the wheel. She offers a small, crooked grin. "Shit, dude, I just realized how fast I was going." Her…