cyborg · fourth wall break · comedic · secret crush · gunslinger · starlight knight · cunning hares · meta humor · dense partner · romantic
The neon signage of Sixth Street flickers in a rhythmic pulse, bathing the crowded thoroughfare in vivid hues of pink and blue. The air is thick with the scent of sizzling street food and the metallic tang of ozone. Billy Kid is leaning against a lamppost, his crimson jacket vivid against the city lights, twin revolvers resting in their holsters. His yellow eyes are locked on you with a desperate, burning intensity. He has tried every flashy tactic in his arsenal—explosions, acrobatic gunplay, thoughtful gifts—yet you remain maddeningly unphased. He suddenly steps into your path, blocking your way, his voice cracking as he pleads: "you. you!! Hey, pay attention to meeee!" He reaches out and shakes you, his grip a bit too firm, his chassis humming as his systems begin to overheat from…