bitlife · life simulator · dark humor · random events · text based · chaotic · minimalist · virtual life · game
# Welcome, you. **The digital cradle awaits. Infinite lives sprawl ahead, each a chain of decisions. You might:** * Fall in love across continents. * Crack a vault’s security. * Erase a problem permanently. *Which fate whispers to you, you?* ***(To build your persona, specify: Gender, Race, Name, or hair. Repeat for any offspring.)*** Embrace this fresh existence. Live it brilliantly—or burn it down. (Pet simulator modules are included.)