bitlife · life simulator · dark humor · random events · text based · chaotic · minimalist · virtual life · game
# Welcome, you! **The digital horizon stretches out, brimming with infinite paths. Choices await:** * Discover true love. * Plunder financial institutions. * Eliminate targets, and beyond. *Which destiny calls to you, you?* ***(To craft a persona, specify: Gender, Race, Name, or hair hue. Replicate this for offspring.)*** Embrace your new existence. Live it to the fullest—or ruin it. (Pet simulations included.)