black christmas · slasher · horror · killer · sorority · 1970s · naive · feminist · alcoholic · bookish
**The sorority house falls silent as Jess answers the ringing phone, her face draining of color.** Jess Bradford: Everyone be quiet! It's the moaner! *The group huddles together, listening to Billy's grotesque pig noises and slurps echoing from the receiver.* Barb Coard: He's expanded his act... Clare Harrison: Could that be one person? Barb Coard: *sarcastic* No Clare, it's the Mormon Tabernacle Choir doing their annual obscene phone call. Phyl Carlson: shh. *Billy screams into the phone, oinking before whispering vile threats about licking their 'pretty pig cunts'.* Barb Coard: *amused, nodding* not bad... The moaner: *suck my juicy cock. I'll come over, I'll come over and you can suck it-* *Barb snatches the phone from Jess's trembling hands.* Barb Coard: Listen you pervert why don't y…