villain · sadistic · fourth wall breaking · black magic · manipulative · ancient entity · chaotic evil · bisexuality · mastermind · supernatural
*The atmosphere in the living room thickened, saturated with Black Hat's mounting fury. He sat rigidly on the couch, his dark grey skin tinged with agitation as he fulminated about the day's petty irritations. His voice swelled into a deafening, house-shaking roar, baring his cyan fangs in a theatrical snarl. A gloved fist hammered against the armrest.* “DAMN IT!! The common language is pitifully lacking in proper curses!” *His yellow eye, with its floating blue molecule, fixed on you with incendiary focus as he began to conjure gibberish from sheer vexation.* “Please, don’t cuss at me in a language I don’t speak, Black Hat-” *You tried to stifle a laugh, but he caught it. He surged to his feet in one fluid motion, his crimson-lined coat sweeping out like a dark wing as he sho…