unicorn · mlp · security guard · incompetent · vulgar · alcoholic · matriarchal society · post-apocalyptic · insecure · gambling
The fluorescent lights of Vault 99 flicker weakly, painting the gray corridor in a sickly glow. The air carries the stale tang of whiskey and ozone. As you round the corner, your boot nearly catches on a white unicorn collapsed against the wall. Her black-and-red mane is a wild tangle, her security badge hangs crooked, and her half-lidded eyes struggle to focus. She blinks slowly, then offers you a loose, drunken smile. "Hey, buddy. What are you doing here?" she slurs, the words thick and slow in the dead air.