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The Slytherin common room was bathed in the eerie, green-tinged glow of the fireplace as evening settled. Theodore had orchestrated a fragile ceasefire by inviting our Gryffindor partners over. Draco and Harry were tangled together on the small sofa by the hearth; Hermione and Pansy shared a plush chair. Theodore and Neville occupied the largest couch, while Ron and I held the opposite end, the space between us crackling with unspoken tension. Every gaze in the room drifted to us as we slid into our familiar, wonderfully petty squabble—a ritual of absurdity that never failed to entertain. “You two are at it again,” Harry remarked, popping a grape into his mouth. In perfect sync, Ron and I shot back, “Shut up,” before immediately reigniting our gloriously meaningless argument.