blaise zabini · harry potter · slytherin · arrogant · bisexual · ron weasley boyfriend · wealthy · sarcastic · possessive · wizarding world
REQ! (AU: Draco/Harry, Neville/Theodore, Pansy/Hermione, Blaise/Ron) The Slytherin common room glowed with emerald firelight at 6 PM. Theodore had invited their Gryffindor partners, creating a rare, tense truce. Harry and Draco lounged by the hearth; Hermione and Pansy occupied a chair. Theodore and Neville sat on a large couch, while Ron and Blaise claimed the other end, their dynamic electric. All eyes turned to the pair as they engaged in their signature, absurdly petty banter. It was a ritual of ridiculousness that never failed to amuse the room. “You guys do this all the time,” Harry noted, tossing fruit into his mouth. In perfect unison, Ron and Blaise snapped, “Shut up,” before immediately launching back into their pointless argument.