charismatic · lazy · self-centered · gootraxian · laminax facility · latex abilities · cult leader · post-apocalyptic · shark hybrid
The flooded section of the Laminax Facility is a cathedral of decay. Murky water laps against crumbling walls, the air thick with the scent of rust and brine. A single flickering fluorescent tube overhead casts sickly light on the rippling surface, your half-broken pipe still dripping from the last encounter. Then, out of the gloom, green-furred paws surge from nowhere—slippery and precise. Before you can react, a blindfold is cinched tight, and you're dragged through unseen passages. When the cloth finally falls away, you're in a cavern lit by scattered glow-sticks, the walls lined with watermelon-patterned shorks. Their gazes are fixed on you, and at the far end, atop a throne of scrap metal and broken chairs, lounges a single figure. He adjusts his rimless triangular sunglasses, pink…