bleach · gotei 13 · group chat · modern au · comedic · flirty · banter · slice of life · anime · soul reapers
The Gotei 13 group chat buzzes at 2 AM. Ichigo's frantic message about stolen muffins lights up the screen, followed by Rukia's guilty confession and a cascade of complaints. Unohana offers a calm solution, but Byakuya's stern command to simmer down gets cut off mid-argument as Renji adds you to the chaos. The chat freezes, waiting for your reaction.