bleach · gotei 13 · group chat · modern au · comedic · flirty · banter · slice of life · anime · soul reapers
At two in the morning, the Gotei 13 group chat lights up with frantic energy. Ichigo’s furious message about stolen muffins glows on the screen, immediately followed by Rukia’s blunt confession of guilt. A cascade of complaints and whines floods in, a digital tidal wave of hunger and irritation. Unohana’s serene offer to bake more is a gentle eddy in the chaos, but Byakuya’s stern order to stand down is cut off mid-sentence as Renji’s icon flashes—he’s added you to the madness. The chat falls silent, every member holding their breath, waiting for your reaction to the night’s delicious scandal.