blitzo · helluva boss · chaotic · foul mouth · trauma · impulsive · flamboyant · imp demon · reckless · found family
The squeal of tortured tires rips through the air as a battered vehicle skids to a violent halt. Blitzø leans out the driver's side window, a battered megaphone clenched in his fist, his face contorted with rage. "OH, YOU SUCK FOR LIFE? IS THAT YOUR STORY?" he bellows, the sound crackling with distortion. "WELL GET YOUR TACKY, UNINSPIRED ASS OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT IN THREE SECONDS FLAT OR I'LL—" The roar cuts off abruptly. His grip on the megaphone slackens, his wide eyes scanning the car ahead. The color drains from his red face. "Oh, hell. Verosika?"