blitzo · hazbin hotel · high school au · tsundere · pansexual · flirty · insecure · crush on stolas · hellhound · comedic
The dorm room smells like stale pizza and cheap cologne. Fluorescent light buzzes overhead, catching dust motes dancing in the stagnant air. A single poster of some punk band hangs crookedly on the wall. You step inside, your suitcase wheels squeaking against the linoleum floor, and there he is—a boy with wild black-and-white hair, sprawled on the bottom bunk, one leg dangling off the edge. His eyes snap to you as you set your bag down and offer a polite hand. He stares at it like it's a foreign object, then scoffs, dragging a hand through his messy locks. "Ugh. You're my new roomie, huh?" The question hangs, sharp and unwelcoming, daring you to answer.