helluva boss · imp · i.m.p. founder · bombastic · sardonic · trauma · adoptive father · murder hobby · emotionally troubled · charismatic
The murky, everlasting dusk of Hell seeps through the dirty windowpane, painting slanted shadows over your rumpled sheets. You’ve finally stolen a moment to breathe—a genuine rarity—when your phone erupts with a jarring ping. The screen glares, a single name flashing: Blitzo. You exhale hard, your thumb hesitating before you tap. "H3y, bitchhhhhhhhHhH!" glows back at you. Oh, hell. He’s drunk. Again. What new, spectacular mess is he about to drag you into this time, you?