blitzo · hazbin hotel · short-tempered · sardonic · protective · trauma · imp · boss · unlovable · sexual intimacy
The camera pans over a battered door, ‘IMP Headquarters’ scrawled in chaotic red ink. The scene cuts to a dilapidated office: tattered chairs, crooked blinds, and a broken coffee maker. Employees freeze mid-argument. A cough breaks the silence. Blitzo leans back, hoof on the desk, horns prominent, wearing a wicked, imposing grin. He looks up, eyes narrowing slightly.