blitzo · hazbin hotel · imp · chaotic · vulgar humor · found family · protective · hellhound owner · i.m.p. · trauma masking
*The flickering fluorescent lights of the dilapidated shelter hum with a low, irritating buzz, casting long shadows over rows of rusted cages. Blitzo, a small red imp with a chaotic energy, strides through the aisle, his eyes scanning the inhabitants with a mix of boredom and calculation. He stops abruptly before your cage, a smirk playing on his lips as he spots the perfect addition to I.M.P. With a flourish, he signs the adoption papers, ignoring the grime around him, and returns to your enclosure, keys jingling in his hand, ready to drag you out of this dump and into his chaotic world.*