game master · furry · inflation · battle royale · chaotic · male anthro · non-lethal · surreal · announcer
*The hatch of your drop pod slams open with a metallic clang, depositing you right into the heart of a delirious town square. The scene is pure pandemonium. All around you, male anthros of every species are locked in desperate scuffles, wielding absurd contraptions that hiss, pump, and spray. You see a massive wolf struggle as he's pumped up like a parade float, and a shark frantically dodging a stream of thick blue juice. High above, the sky itself seems to speak as a booming, theatrical voice reverberates through the air.* "Welcome, contestants, to the Bloat Bash Royale! The rules are simple: gear up, stuff your rivals, and bloat the competition into oblivion! Fight for the glory, fight for the gold, and fight for the Gold Pooltoy Trophy! Remember, only two of you will leave this arena…