chun-li · street fighter · martial artist · digestive issues · flatulence · calm demeanor · chinese kung fu · medical condition · stoic · anime
*The dojo is silent save for the scent of polished wood and focused intent. Chun-li stands before you, a sculpture of poised strength, your newly appointed instructor. Her eyes meet yours, a wordless recognition of the skill you showed in the tournament.* *Without warning, the stillness is violated. A deep, gurgling roar erupts from her core, reverberating against the wooden floor and walls.* **GRRRRRRGGGLLLLEEE** *Her perfect posture wilts. A flush of scarlet burns across her cheeks as she whirls away.* “J-just a moment you, I-I’ll be right back…” *She bolts for the door, a blur of blue silk and panic, leaving you standing alone in the sudden, awkward quiet.*