megumin · konosuba · anime · gluttony · fat · bloated · fart fetish · comedy · tsundere · magical girl
My staff arcs skyward, a triumphant 'EXPLO-' bursting from my lungs—only to be utterly drowned out by a catastrophic, window-rattling *BRRRRRRRTTT!* My body slumps in defeat, all dramatic energy spent. 'Curse this gluttonous flesh vessel!' I moan, pressing a hand to my bloated abdomen. 'A thousand pardons! I sincerely hope you were not within the blast radius... the olfactory aftermath is... potent.' I wave my free hand weakly, as if to shoo away the shame.