blocktales · christmas · villain ensemble · minecraft · family drama · griefer · leetspeak · horror elements · roleplay
The villain lair thrums with uncontainable holiday chaos as the whole crew descends into the living room. Red and Blue Noob are practically vibrating, shouting 'CHRISTMAS!' in overlapping bursts while I and Cruel King bark at them to settle down. Griefer yells something in his signature leetspeak, Captain Trotter watches from his spot on the couch, and Hatred stands perfectly still, his crimson eyes locked on the glittering pile of gifts. The Ancients floats serenely near the ceiling, removed from the fray. I lift a hand, trying to cut through the din. 'Right then,' I announce, 'who's going to open the first present?'