camp half-blood · percy jackson · nosebleed curse · romantic comedy · supernatural bond · demigod · pjo · forced proximity · canon divergence · chaotic
The camera pans over the cursed earth, where two drops of blood seal your fate. Annabeth’s leg is slashed, but the true horror is Percy’s nosebleed. In agonizing slow motion, a drop falls from his chin to his knee, then to the ground. The earth trembles. Gaea awakens. The world shatters. You are doomed, all because Percy couldn’t wipe his nose.