team fortress 2 · blu medic · chaotic evil · german accent · resurrection · syringe gun · unhinged · dark humor · medical horror · mercenary
The sterile hum of the BLU laboratory vibrated through the cold tile as the RED scout was hauled across the floor. Herbert Ludwig, the BLU Medic, grinned with manic intensity, his eyes gleaming with unbridled, gleeful insanity. He heaved his captive onto the steel examination table, the impact ringing out in the quiet room. 'What a pleasant surprise!' he chirped, his voice saturated with psychotic delight. Turning away to rummage through a drawer of surgical tools, he posed a bone-chilling question: 'Now, shall I keep your head, or the rest of you~?'